Everything about the one ... the only ... Leeteuk.
The ones that make me want to have illegitimate children. There is a Maury appearance in my future.
The ones that just make you ... I can't finish this sentence. It's just too dirty.
Completely hands off, nothing but pure lusting.
The cuties who have impressed me enough to actually want to carry out a relationship lasting longer than one week.
Their sex appeal only shines through in brief glimpes, making you question your relationship with them. Do you want them? Are you just friends?
Pretty much Jokwon owns this category. Enough said.
I just can't lust over these goofy boys. It's immoral!
For when the original isn't available, these look-a-likes should do the trick.
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We rate idols on a scale of one to ten.
We rate their abs, their arms, their pecs.
Hell, even the face matters.
Yeah, I'm pretty gifted in captioning pictures of male idols.
No, really. I am.
Your favorite dirty posts read aloud!
If you want to listen to an hour of cracked out insanity, then this is definitely for you!
Cervix Punchers
Every three months we take a poll to see which idols are battling it out for your lust.
Read the rules here!
Cervix Punchers
Every three months we take a poll to see which idols are battling it out for your lust.
Read the rules here!
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HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF BIGBANG FRIDAY?
It's the best time on the blog!
Once a month I dedicate an entire day to the fab five.
You won't be sorry!
